I need help removing her.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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