yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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