i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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