hell yes lets make some ravioli
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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