I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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