Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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