we're chasing vodka with high fives
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
hows the party?
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be there in 10
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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