You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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