i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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