? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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