so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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