I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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