can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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