Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We left the knife in your bed.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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