perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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