I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He passed out mid-signature
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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