David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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