Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize