omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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