Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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