why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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