im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he puts the penis in happiness.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just want nice things and good sex
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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