is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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