I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
