So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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