well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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