: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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