She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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