can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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