chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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