How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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