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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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