Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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