We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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