At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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