I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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