Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
only if we run a train.
done.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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