Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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