Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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