Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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