I think I am morally bankrupt
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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