If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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