i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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