There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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