oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
May the power of my ass compel you!!
my liver is dry heaving
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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