I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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