This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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