We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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