would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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