Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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