He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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