Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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