toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sext me about skeletons
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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