So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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