i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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