Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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